jesussbabymomma

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

2srooky

kingcheddarxvii:

Me at Hogwarts:

  • sorted into gryffindor
  • walk up to fat lady portrait
  • she asks what the password is but I had better things to pay attention to so I forgot it
  • I say “dumbledore being gay doesnt really count as gay representation”
  • sneak in as she stumbles to find retort
  • walk into the common room